Baldness

It may not be a crime
but it is just not fair
I'm much to young to be losing all my hair.

But what should I do
to avoid this awful fate
I must act quick
I hope its not to late

Perhaps a bushy wig
to cover my hairless mound
or I'll grow one long strand
and strategically wrap it all around

But then she said it is sexy
the way the light makes it shine
I think a bald head
will suit me just fine